The Sewage Guy of 2011.

Poor Schmuck. Here is a reporter covered head to toe in "foam" which is likely nicely whipped sewage or some decomposing animal fat and bacteria. He says "It doesn't smell good and tastes like sand."

No matter what else he does in life, he'll always be known as the shit covered reporter who tasted it.

According to him: "It doesn't taste great."

(Alternate title: This Report is Full of Shit.)

Reporter Gives Update Covered In Sea Foam: MyFoxNY.com

HT: Doug Powers.