Collapse of the Global Ponzi Scheme!

I am not a psychiatrist, but on occasion I take care of psychotic patients with medical problems. Today I was passing by the room of one such patient, who was laying completely exposed and laughing like a maniac. The television by his bed was turned on, and I saw that the Dow Jones plummeted 512 points. Suddenly, his behavior seemed perfectly appropriate and, under these circumstances, quite sane.

Market Holiday Coming Bitchez!

What was this debt deal designed to accomplish??? Stabilize something???

THE CUMULATIVE LOSS IS NOW WELL NORTH OF $1 TRILLION AND MAY BE AS HIGH AS $1.5 TRILLION DESPITE DOING EXACTLY WHAT BOTH CONGRESS AND OBAMA SAID WAS ESSENTIAL TO STOP IT.

Hope you enjoyed your birthday cake, jackass!