Friday, October 31, 2008


Although it is moronic to believe that 95% of Americans will receive a tax break when less than 70% of Americans actually pay any sort of taxes, I am willing to make a more mathematically feasible campaign promise. If you vote for me, I will ensure that some select Americans will pay only 5% of their current scheduled taxes. That means you could be the lucky winner of the 95% tax reduction. Considering that your odds at winning this prize are no worse than when you play the lottery, what do you have to lose?
Vote for me, because it is as good as playing the lottery and you don't even have to spend a dollar.

Happy Halloween....


Anonymous said...

I will vote for you!

Anonymous said...

What do you propose to save today's economy?